{"id":794,"date":"2024-07-12T15:00:54","date_gmt":"2024-07-12T20:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/myredkite.com\/blog\/?p=794"},"modified":"2025-08-07T16:35:40","modified_gmt":"2025-08-07T21:35:40","slug":"chatgpt-funny-scholarship-article","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/myredkite.com\/blog\/chatgpt-funny-scholarship-article\/","title":{"rendered":"ChatGPT Writes a &#8220;Funny&#8221; Scholarship Article, And It&#8217;s Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"><span class=\"fabric-editor-annotation\" data-mark-type=\"annotation\" data-mark-annotation-type=\"inlineComment\" data-id=\"364298aa-a1bc-4013-a622-69770a45b115\">It\u2019s summer, y\u2019all, so we\u2019re taking a break this week. I\u2019m relaxing by the pool with my scholarship apps and my IZZE. So, I\u2019m gonna pass the blog reigns to everybody\u2019s newest best friend: ChatGPT.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The vibes I get when AI tries to be funny is probably how my 14-year-old cousin feels when I show her my Dobby from Harry Potter impression. It\u2019s, like, <em>sort of<\/em> there, but not quite\u2026 and maybe it\u2019s best left to the professionals, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>But don\u2019t get me wrong &#8211; I\u2019m probably one of 3 people who are actually <em>excited<\/em> about AI. A tool that can instantly write fanfiction about Beyonc\u00e9 adopting me into her family? One hundo P on board.<\/p>\n<p>And I know that the more specific your prompt is, the better the delivered product, but I just went with a simple one to see what would happen. Spoiler alert: if AI is coming for my job, it ain\u2019t anytime soon. *<em>Sips IZZE<\/em>*<\/p>\n<p>Also, as a little treat, I also had an AI generate the photos for this blog. We\u2019ll be analyzing those, too, because\u2026 well, you\u2019ll see.<\/p>\n<div data-node-type=\"mediaSingle\" data-layout=\"center\" data-width=\"514\" data-width-type=\"pixel\">\n<div title=\"Attachment\" data-id=\"f0d80396-c88a-4ad5-a2c6-b5a489482d00\" data-node-type=\"media\" data-type=\"file\" data-collection=\"contentId-201326593\" data-width=\"810\" data-height=\"810\" data-alt=\"Untitled design (1).jpg\" data-context-id=\"201326593\" data-file-mime-type=\"image\/jpeg\" data-file-name=\"Untitled design (1).jpg\" data-file-size=\"236484\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_799\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-799\" style=\"width: 2560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-799 size-full lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"2560\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/imresizer-1720795340378-scaled-1-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 2560px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 2560\/2560;\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-799\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just two besties hangin&#8217; in college, vibing amongst the books melting off the wall, and\u2026 their faces. I have concerns about the faces.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Prompt: Write a funny yet informative article about scholarships. This will be for a company called Red Kite, which offers access to over $25 BILLION in financial aid opportunities. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><em>How to Catch a Red Kite: A Humorous Guide to Scholarships<\/em><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sorry, but I can\u2019t let her get away with this title. You don\u2019t need to <em>catch<\/em> Red Kite, bestie. Red Kite is yours for the taking! The point of us offering access to financial aid is to make applying to scholarships easier.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if you tell someone something\u2019s funny, it\u2019s\u2026 not. ChatGPT needs to remmeber the age-old writing rule: \u201cshow instead of telling.\u201d The fact that we\u2019re already starting out with \u201cA Humorous Guide to Scholarships\u201d is hurting my back.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Welcome, scholarship hunters!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>?Kitelings. <strong>Kitelings.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Have you ever tried catching a Red Kite? No, not the bird\u2014I&#8217;m talking about the treasure trove of financial aid opportunities worth over $25 billion. Yes, BILLION with a &#8216;B&#8217;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Another golden writing rule broken: you <em>never<\/em> start a piece of writing with a reference to the title, people. That\u2019s like<span class=\"fabric-editor-annotation\" data-mark-type=\"annotation\" data-mark-annotation-type=\"inlineComment\" data-id=\"97f0af28-4958-458f-b0aa-0cb1cba6ee1d\"> titling<\/span> a blog \u201cHow to Candle\u201d and the first sentence is, \u201cHave you ever tried to candle?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>If you&#8217;re feeling like Scrooge McDuck diving into his vault, you&#8217;re not far off. So grab your butterfly nets, folks, because we&#8217;re about to embark on a whimsical journey through the wondrous world of scholarships, courtesy of your friendly financial aid experts at Red Kite.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Not Scrooge McDuck ???What are we even talking about? Why is the metaphor \u201ccatching\u201d scholarships? Even if \u201cRed Kite\u201d referred to the bird (which it does not), why is your first instinct to <em>catch <\/em>such a beautifully majestic creature?<\/p>\n<p>And \u201ca whimsical journey through the wondrous world of scholarships\u201d is giving that one teacher who\u2019s, like <em>super<\/em> pumped about chloroplasts at 8 AM on a Thursday. We just can\u2019t relate.<\/p>\n<div data-node-type=\"mediaSingle\" data-layout=\"center\" data-width=\"342\" data-width-type=\"pixel\">\n<div title=\"Attachment\" data-id=\"66fadf00-becb-45a4-ab51-3d0f4a92e9d5\" data-node-type=\"media\" data-type=\"file\" data-collection=\"contentId-201326593\" data-width=\"810\" data-height=\"810\" data-alt=\"Untitled design (2).jpg\" data-context-id=\"201326593\" data-file-mime-type=\"image\/jpeg\" data-file-name=\"Untitled design (2).jpg\" data-file-size=\"331778\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_800\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-800\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-800 size-full lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-2-1-768x768.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1080px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1080\/1080;\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-800\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ah, sollmorif &#8216;at sholalisharpschiihp. The classic.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h4><em>The Scholarship Safari<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><em>Imagine the scholarship hunt as a safari. Your terrain? The vast savannah of the internet. Your prey? Scholarships of all shapes and sizes. Some are majestic and elusive, like the rare &#8220;Full-Ride Rhinos,&#8221; while others are more common but still valuable, like the &#8220;Small-Grant Gazelles.&#8221; The key to a successful safari is knowing where to look and being prepared for anything.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My face after reading that:<\/p>\n<div data-node-type=\"mediaSingle\" data-layout=\"center\" data-width=\"296\" data-width-type=\"pixel\">\n<div title=\"Attachment\" data-id=\"e477c003-ad63-4ab9-be28-d9f5392c94e1\" data-node-type=\"media\" data-type=\"file\" data-collection=\"contentId-201326593\" data-width=\"950\" data-height=\"960\" data-alt=\"what meme.JPG\" data-context-id=\"201326593\" data-file-mime-type=\"image\/jpeg\" data-file-name=\"what meme.JPG\" data-file-size=\"93518\"><a href=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/what-meme-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-801 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/what-meme-1-297x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"297\" height=\"300\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/what-meme-1-297x300.jpg 297w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/what-meme-1-768x776.jpg 768w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/what-meme-1.jpg 950w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 297px) 100vw, 297px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 297px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 297\/300;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I mean\u2026 I <em>guess<\/em> the spirit is there? But the whole metaphor of financial aid being an animal you need to hunt doesn\u2019t align with our Red Kite mission. Scholarships are more like a tasty dessert that we want to bring to you on a plate!<\/p>\n<p>Our goal is to make financial aid easier and less stressful, so you don\u2019t have to feel like you\u2019re in the middle of a crazy, scary jungle. We walk you through every step of the process, from applying to keeping track of deadlines, and we keep you informed so that you can make the smartest choices.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I started taking over the blog, and I\u2019m trying to <em>tan<\/em>, here\u2026 continue, please, Miss GPT.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>First things first: pack your essentials. You&#8217;ll need:<\/em><\/p>\n<ol class=\"ak-ol\" start=\"1\">\n<li><em>A killer application essay (think of it as your camouflage).<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Stellar grades (your binoculars to spot opportunities from afar).<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Extracurricular activities (your bait to lure the scholarship committee).<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But where are the GIGGLES? Comparing grades to binoculars isn\u2019t exactly open-mic material. Nobody\u2019s laughing, girl.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><em>The Species of Scholarships<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><em>There are many different types of scholarships in the wild. Here&#8217;s a quick field guide:<\/em><\/p>\n<ol class=\"ak-ol\" start=\"1\">\n<li><em><strong>Merit-Based Scholarships<\/strong>: These are the lions of the scholarship savannah, awarded based on your academic prowess, talents, or special skills. They&#8217;re majestic but competitive. Only the strongest applications survive.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hmm\u2026 that last line is a little dramatic. Grades aren\u2019t everything these days, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/myredkite.com\/blog\/406essay\/\">as my own college scholarship proved. <\/a><\/strong>And while merit-based scholarships are definitely GPA-centered, it would be incorrect to say that <em>only<\/em> high-scoring students survive, just like the idea that you won\u2019t automatically be eaten if you see a lion on a safari.<\/p>\n<div data-node-type=\"mediaSingle\" data-layout=\"center\" data-width=\"330\" data-width-type=\"pixel\">\n<div title=\"Attachment\" data-id=\"0146b05a-eca0-4455-b9f2-1ad22903d644\" data-node-type=\"media\" data-type=\"file\" data-collection=\"contentId-201326593\" data-width=\"810\" data-height=\"810\" data-alt=\"Untitled design (4).jpg\" data-context-id=\"201326593\" data-file-mime-type=\"image\/jpeg\" data-file-name=\"Untitled design (4).jpg\" data-file-size=\"228080\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_802\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-802\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-802 size-full lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-4-1-768x768.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1080px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1080\/1080;\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-802\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me and my son, sittin&#8217; by the wall of book-paper-shelf-posters, and\u2026 THE HANDS?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<ol class=\"ak-ol\" start=\"2\">\n<li><em><strong>Need-Based Scholarships<\/strong>: These gentle giants are awarded based on financial need. They\u2019re like the elephants, supportive and available to those who need them most.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Athletic Scholarships<\/strong>: The cheetahs of the bunch, these are for those who run faster, jump higher, or score more points. They require not just skill but also stamina and dedication.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Creative Scholarships<\/strong>: These colorful peacocks are for the artists, musicians, and writers among us. Show off your creative plumage and dazzle the judges.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Unusual Scholarships<\/strong>: The platypuses of the scholarship world. From left-handed scholarships to awards for duck-calling skills, these quirky scholarships prove that there&#8217;s something out there for everyone.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If anyone ever tells you to \u201cshow off your creative plumage,\u201d your first call should be to the police. I gotta give the AI some credit here, because the metaphor is consistent and makes sense. And the safari is growing on me &#8211; especially with the next section &#8211; but I still think the whole idea\u2019s rotten to the core.<\/p>\n<p>The point of scholarships is to <span class=\"fabric-editor-annotation\" data-mark-type=\"annotation\" data-mark-annotation-type=\"inlineComment\" data-id=\"5a87c42a-543e-4cc7-a14e-f66b31edcaae\">make college more affordable<\/span>, whereas a safari is just an experience. For a lot of people, financial aid makes the difference on whether they can go to college or not. It\u2019s important, so if we\u2019re going with the \u201cscholarships on a plate\u201d thing I mentioned earlier, you might think of it like a restaurant that everybody needs to pass through while driving to college.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you\u2019re set on tuition for one year, scholarships don\u2019t always roll over, and I know that my college costs increased by thousands of dollars each year. So you need to keep stopping by the Red Kite restaurant, where our waiters will take good care of you! (Don\u2019t make it weird.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><em>The Red Kite Advantage<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><em>Now, why should you choose Red Kite as your safari guide? Simple. Red Kite is the seasoned ranger with the map to the biggest herd of scholarships. They offer access to over $25 billion in financial aid opportunities. That\u2019s like having a GPS for your scholarship safari.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Here\u2019s how Red Kite can transform your scholarship hunt:<\/em><\/p>\n<ol class=\"ak-ol\" start=\"1\">\n<li><em><strong>Personalized Matches<\/strong>: Red Kite uses sophisticated algorithms to match you with scholarships tailored to your unique profile. No more wandering aimlessly through the scholarship jungle.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Comprehensive Database<\/strong>: With access to such a vast array of scholarships, Red Kite ensures you won\u2019t miss out on any potential opportunities. It\u2019s like having a treasure map with all the X marks.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Application Assistance<\/strong>: Red Kite offers tips and resources to help you craft the perfect application. Think of it as having a guide to help you set the perfect trap for your scholarship prey.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Why are we <em>hunting<\/em>? Can\u2019t we just take a selfie with a cheetah and leave? The idea of need-based scholarships as an elephant that needs to be trapped is depressing.<\/p>\n<p>Y\u2019all,<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fastweb.com\/financial-aid\/articles\/are-you-getting-your-share-of-120-billion-in-financial-aid-dollars\"><strong> an estimated $100 million in scholarship money is wasted every year.<\/strong><\/a> These organizations <em>want<\/em> to help you get the college funds you need. I don\u2019t think any of these animals want to be caught and hauled out of the \u201cscholarship savannah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><em>Tips for a Successful Hunt<\/em><\/h4>\n<ol class=\"ak-ol\" start=\"1\">\n<li><em><strong>Start Early<\/strong>: The early bird catches the worm, and the early applicant catches the scholarship. Don\u2019t wait until the last minute to start your search.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Stay Organized<\/strong>: Keep track of deadlines, requirements, and materials needed for each application. A good hunter always has their gear in order.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026Red Kite helps you keep track of your deadlines for you. Research, Miss GPT! Research!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol class=\"ak-ol\" start=\"3\">\n<li><em><strong>Tailor Your Applications<\/strong>: One size does not fit all. Customize your essays and applications to fit the specific scholarship criteria.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Never Give Up<\/strong>: The scholarship hunt can be tough, but persistence pays off. Keep applying, and eventually, you\u2019ll land your prize.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I guess that\u2019s a good note to end on. The college application sphere is competitive, but<span class=\"fabric-editor-annotation\" data-mark-type=\"annotation\" data-mark-annotation-type=\"inlineComment\" data-id=\"f070f04a-c7c7-4460-ac70-8a23db6c1b25\"> there are <\/span>billions of dollars worth of scholarships for the taking. Don\u2019t get discouraged if you don\u2019t land a scholarship right away.<\/p>\n<h4><em>Conclusion<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><em>So there you have it, scholarship hunters! With Red Kite as your guide, you\u2019re well-equipped to navigate the wild and wonderful world of financial aid. Remember, the scholarship safari is not just about catching the big game but also about the thrill of the hunt. Happy hunting, and may your nets be full of scholarships!<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_803\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-803\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-803 size-full lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/assets.myredkite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Untitled-design-3-1-768x768.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1080px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1080\/1080;\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-803\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">m not gonna lie, she\u2019s slaying. The books are made out of money?? Queen!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Apparently, AI is a big hunting afficionado, but overall, I\u2019d give this blog post a solid F. Maybe an F-, because that Scrooge McDuck reference made me cringe out of my skull.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I\u2019ll be back next week, so don\u2019t worry, my Kitelings. We\u2019ll leave the AI to the Beyonc\u00e9 fanfiction.<\/p>\n<p>And as always, be sure to check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myredkite.com\">myredkite.com<\/a><\/strong> for all your scholarship needs! Over <strong>$25 billion<\/strong> in financial aid opportunities are waiting for you! As ChatGPT said: that\u2019s \u201cbillion\u201d with a \u201cB!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s summer, y\u2019all, so we\u2019re taking a break this week. I\u2019m relaxing by the pool with my scholarship apps and my IZZE. 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